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PostSubject: Stamp Collecting Joke - Slightly Off-Color   Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:55 am

Two newlyweds go on their honeymoon. As they start getting hot and heavy, the woman says, "Please be careful with me I'm a virgin."

The puzzled man replies, "But you've been married three times before."

"I know," she says. "My first husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist and he just wanted to look at it. And my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...God, I miss him."
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PostSubject: Re: Stamp Collecting Joke - Slightly Off-Color   Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:10 am

She must have divorced him when they brought out 'Peel & Stick' stamps!

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PostSubject: Re: Stamp Collecting Joke - Slightly Off-Color   Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:20 am

Shocked Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Stamp Collecting Joke - Slightly Off-Color   Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:55 am

Just moved it to Semi-related

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PostSubject: Re: Stamp Collecting Joke - Slightly Off-Color   Thu Apr 26, 2012 2:46 pm

what stamp collector do????
soaking but not ......
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PostSubject: Re: Stamp Collecting Joke - Slightly Off-Color   Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:22 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Stamp Collecting Joke - Slightly Off-Color   Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:00 pm

lolololol

no more comments......... Embarassed
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PostSubject: Re: Stamp Collecting Joke - Slightly Off-Color   Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:08 pm

Can of worms I tell you, I've opened a can of worms... Hats of to Youpiao... VERY clever.
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