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Bear
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 | | Subject: Re: Funny's ............. Sat Jun 23, 2012 4:30 pm | |
| _________________ Happy Stamping!!
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Tomd
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Join date: 2012-06-18
Age: 55
Location: Lyons, Michigan USA
| | Subject: Re: Funny's ............. Sat Jun 23, 2012 5:38 pm | |
| That was one I liked, Like at home in the old days |
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AamerJamal
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| | Subject: Re: Funny's ............. Sat Jun 23, 2012 7:25 pm | |
| lol smart one...  |
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Tomd
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| | Subject: Re: Funny's ............. Sat Jun 23, 2012 7:44 pm | |
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Krash101
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Location: Pennsylvania
| | Subject: Re: Funny's ............. Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:14 am | |
| | Tomd wrote: | | A lot of the dogs I have/had were abused. I do hate people who do that to animals. |
My Wife is a Veterinarian so I totally understand Tom. People can be really sick sometimes. Perhaps that's why I can't be public places or talk on the phone anymore-I just grew to despise humans...Despite my "job" I still have to (almost forced to) deal with the public from time-to-time. It feels like I'm going to have a heart attack or something it's really overwhelming to the degree that I may need to try see if this is normal or not...haha seriously..OK enough of that... |
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indestore
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Krash101
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| | Subject: Re: Funny's ............. Wed Jun 27, 2012 7:44 am | |
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Tomd
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| | Subject: Re: Funny's ............. Thu Jun 28, 2012 9:55 am | |
| There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me." Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok. I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer! |
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Tomd
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| | Subject: Re: Funny's ............. Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:52 am | |
| Not so much a funny but food for thought. [img]  [/img] |
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bengalpaws
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Age: 55
Location: Denham Springs, LA USA
| | Subject: Re: Funny's ............. Sun Jul 01, 2012 9:41 pm | |
| | Tomd wrote: | There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me." Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok. I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer! |
That's totally classic! Like it or not, Tom, I'm using this one! |
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Tomd
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| | Subject: Re: Funny's ............. Sun Jul 01, 2012 9:48 pm | |
| for a reason why? or to pass on. LOL |
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Tomd
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| | Subject: Re: Funny's ............. Sun Jul 01, 2012 10:32 pm | |
| His name was Bubba, he was from Mississippi ... And he needed a loan, So... He walked into a bank in New York City and asked 
for the loan Officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Paris for an International redneck festival for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000
And that he was not a depositor of the bank. The bank officer
Told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Redneck handed
Over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank.
The Redneck produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer
Agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having
To charge 12% interest.
Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Redneck from the
South for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari
Into the bank's private underground garage and parked it.
Two weeks later, the Redneck returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07. The loan officer said,
"Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a
Little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out on Dunn & Bradstreet and found that
You are a Distinguished Alumni from Ole Miss University , a highly sophisticated investor and Multi-Millionaire with real estate and
Financial interests all over the world. Your investments include a large number of wind turbines around Sweetwater,
Texas. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The good 'ole boy replied, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and
Expect it to be there when I return?"
His name was BUBBA....
Keep an eye on those southern boys!
Just because we talk funny does not mean we are stupid. |
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Bear
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| | Subject: Re: Funny's ............. Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:39 am | |
| TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! _________________ Happy Stamping!!
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Tomd
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| | Subject: Re: Funny's ............. Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:41 am | |
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kacyds
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| | Subject: Re: Funny's ............. Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:16 am | |
| Fresh out of business school, a young man answered a want ad for an accountant.
Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small stamp dealership that he had started himself. "I need someone with an accounting degree," the man said. "But mainly, I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me."
"Excuse me?" the accountant said.
"I worry about a lot of things like mailing packets, putting up items for auction, replying to customers" the man said. "But I don't want to have to worry about money. Your job will be to take all the money worries off my back."
"I see," the accountant said. "And how much does the job pay?"
"I'll start you at eighty thousand."
"Eighty thousand dollars!" the accountant exclaimed. "How can a stamp business afford a sum like that?"
"That," the stamp dealer said, "is your first worry." |
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